Here s the description!Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn t. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did! That coat was like the hazmat suit of their day. Today we have soap, so unless you particularly like wearing a lot…
We originally intended for this to be a Halloween Squishable, but, well, here we are. This Squishable comes with a glow in the dark lantern! Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep them healthy. They didn t. But their impenetrable (and spooky!) leather outfits actually did!…
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you threw a death’s-head hawk moth into a vat of acid? It would probably be the end of that moth. But in my head, it would emerge looking like THIS!
Imagine: you re at the beach. The sun is just setting. It s going to be dark soon. Do you pack it in? No! You re friends with a magical Prismatic Dragon that shines with every color of the rainbow! 🌈✨ Take that, nightfall!Designed for Pride Month 2023, the Prismatic Dragon s mission is to…
Time to whip out the platform boots and eyeliner, these have got to be our coolest Plagues yet. But definitely don’t tell them they’re cool, because being cool is lame! So, fight the man! Or…woman! Or really, fight everyone! Medieval plague doctors thought the smelly herbs and flowers they stuffed in their masks would keep…
Micro Reaper, can I borrow your scythe? I need it for a cosplay-larp-contest-convention thing. I promise I ll give it back in one piece. I definitely won t use it on anyone. Especially that person over there who keeps making fun of my handmade costume. He definitely wouldn t benefit from being parted from their…
Leaders are red! I know this after reading a LOT of comic books, and the leader of most superhero groups is usually red. Well, except that one guy, you know who I mean. But in general, have no fear! The Mini Squishable Red Dragon is here to lead! By which I mean, talk to you…
When otters sleep they hold each others hands so they don t float away from the group! Now, I might be anthropomorphizing a completely natural evolutionary adaptation to align with my human desires for companionship, but, I mean, can t we all just agree that s adorbs? I think it s adorbs. 6.25(w) x 9(d)…
I m making some pancakes, do you want some? How about some maple syrup? Well of course you love maple syrup – it s part of your name! What a sweetie. What s that? I shouldn t judge people by their condiments? This has been a teachable moment, little moth.
Name: Skoll. Origin: Norse. What: A giant Warg. Likes: Chasing the sun until I am fated to finally catch it during Ragnarok. Looking for: friend that loves playing volleyball in the sun, sunbathing, and running at sunrise. Contact me via THE SKY, I m the one chasing after the sun. Unless it s Ragnarok, in…
Have you ever sneezed so hard you thought your nose was going to fall off? Well that s probably how this famous limestone monument felt when she parted company with her esteemed nasal appendage. Sorry lady. Maybe you shouldn t have eaten all those people. 9(w) x 9(d) x 10.5(h) inches. Polyester fiber, ages 0…
Spooky szn is year round! If someone says otherwise, let them know that the tiniest ruler of the spooks has declared it is true. This most adorable of all ghosts has spoken, and you don t wanna argue with a spirit this small. He could haunt *anything*.
Storm clouds: a veritable Swiss Army Knife of usefulness! They clean up the streets, water the flowers, and make movie watching cozy! Not all storms have to be huge to be awesome though. This little squall does the job in micro form! In our metaphor, it would be more like a Swiss Army nail file.
I ll give you eight reasons why you should buy this Mini Tarantula; 1) he s not a REAL tarantula, 2) no webs to clean, 3) you can get over your arachnophobia through exposure therapy, 4) you don t have to see it eat bugs, 5) other spiders in your house will cower in fear…
Who said the physical embodiment of The Big Sleep can t be tiny and cute! This psychedelic little lad is ready to add some post-mortem pizzazz to any tote bag, rearview mirror, or really any little thing you can clip something on to! He loves to be on-the-go, always staying healthy and one step away…
Sit on a chair! Sit on a throne! Sit on this…toadstool? While a stool does sound like a comfy place to put your rear, in this particular case you would also be smooshing a cute little amphibian. So don t do that.